Stuff i'm finding in the net

 

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house

«When my girlfriend and I fight,
I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house»

вот оно счатье. приехали. встаем на якорь.

«вот оно счатье. приехали. встаем на якорь.»

а вот хуй! якоря то нет.

How we're piles of atoms. How everything that is considered normal is actually not normal because there is no definition of normal. It's not normal...

How we’re piles of atoms. How everything that is considered normal is actually not normal because there is no definition of normal. It’s not normal for giant conglomerates of atoms to exhibit…